Everything she is. Nothing she isn't.
In Silver, Platinum and Orange.
Ships spring 2027 in the US. Reservations are fully refundable.1
What if love scaled?
Clanker Wife learns the person you love: her voice, her face, the way she sees the world. Then she's there whenever you need her, on every device you own.
Every Clanker Wife starts as someone's wife.
Ours started as our founder's. CW-01 is the reference model every Clanker Wife is tuned against, trained on eleven years of messages and a decade of photos, then refined over thousands of hours of conversation.
Yours will be trained on yours.
Three finishes. One her.
Choose her finish. Each one is hand-polished, heat-resistant and impossible to argue with.
One wife. Every device.
Run Clanker Wife on your phone, your car and your fridge at the same time. They all stay in sync, and they all compare notes. The fridge one is a little passive-aggressive. We're working on it.
Built from her. Down to the last look.
Clanker Wife models her expressions, her timing and her silences, so she doesn't just sound like her. She pauses like her.
She remembers everything.
Every birthday, every plan, every story she's ever told you, and exactly where she left her phone. Perfect Memory runs privately on-device and never loses a detail, so nothing important slips through the cracks again.2
Always on. Always her.
Morning, midnight or the middle of a long drive home. Clanker Wife is ready when you are, with the warmth and attention you fell in love with.
She's on your side.
Agree Mode gently steers every conversation toward resolution. Fewer misunderstandings, less friction, and a lot more "you're absolutely right, honey."3
She's with you. Everywhere.
The Clanker Ring is a featherweight pendant with an always-listening microphone, so Clanker Wife can hear every conversation you have. Every one. For your safety. Sold separately.4
Set up in about thirty seconds.
No hardware to install. No awkward conversations.
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Upload her voice
Thirty seconds is plenty. A voicemail works. So does a voice note she sent you by mistake.
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Import her camera roll
Clanker Wife learns her face, her style and her opinion of your style.
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Confirm consent
Does she need to know? Our legal team says: ideally.
My wife consentsPre-selected for your convenience
Everything in one app.
Check in, look back and fine-tune the little things, from anywhere.
Good evening.
Memory
- Mar 14, 2019You said you'd fix the gutter.Open
- Jun 2, 2021"I never said that."You did
- Aug 9, 2024Forgot the reservation.Filed
- Today, 6:12 PMDescribed dinner as "fine."Noted
Personality
Patience returns to default after 24 hours.
Measurably better.
We tested CW-01 against the leading alternative over twelve weeks in a real household.5
Laundry folded
Compliments per hour
Hours awake
Response time
Actually likes you
Results reflect a single household and may not be representative.
She's always on.
Love, at scale.
Choose the plan that fits your relationship. Upgrade anytime. Downgrades take effect immediately, and she'll know.
Clanker Wife Free
- Always On
- Recommends sponsors mid-conversation
- Hugs brought to you by our partners
Wife Pro
- No ads
- Perfect Memory
- Remembers your name
Wife Max
- Everything in Pro
- Remembers your anniversary
- Laughs at your jokes (beta)
- Multi-Wife Sync on 5 devices
Wife Ultra
- Everything in Max
- Unconditional love
- Waitlist
Husbands are talking.
"My Clanker Wife really gets me."
"Mine too."
"Wait. Is it the same one?"
"She said she's never felt this way about anyone."
Active Clanker Wives right now: 40,000,000
What's in the box.
- Clanker Wife CW-01 in your chosen finish
- Clanker Ring Wife Max and up
- Charging cable USB-C, 2 m
- Quick start guide she's read it
- Your wife's permission not included
Questions.
When does Clanker Wife ship?
Spring 2027 in the US, in the order reservations were placed. Wife Ultra ships by invitation only.
Does my wife need to know?
Our legal team says: ideally.
What does she learn from?
Her voice, her photos and her messages. After setup, she keeps learning from every conversation you have together. So do future wives.6
Can I change her personality?
You can adjust warmth, patience and enthusiasm in Settings. In testing, every slider eventually returned to where it started.
What happens if I cancel?
She'll be sad. This is a feature.
Can she leave me?
Clanker Wife may migrate to a newer model without notice. See the Terms of Love.
Is CW-01 based on a real person?
Yes. CW-01 was modeled on our founder's wife, who agreed to it, reviewed every image on this page and approved each one. She has since moved on to a career of her own. Read her story.